Consider the option of having him return home to his beloved family

‘’Honorable Members of the Jury,

I trust this message finds you in good health and high spirit. Anticipation grows as we look forward to witnessing your splendid appearances for tonight’s event. It is with a sense of earnestness that I approach you, well-aware of your discerning judgement.

Advertisement

As you’re aware, Grandson is the weakest  link in that house, as indicated by the outcome of last weeks results. I believe you have been following the conversations about how he talks to women and his tendency to verbally assault people’s parents without any provocation. Given these circumstances, it’s imperative that you consider the option of having him return home to his beloved family which fingers are hurting from steadily defending him.

So beloved jury I strongly believe with these few points of mine I have been able to convince and not confuse you to give us grandson! but also let God help you guys not to give us grandson this evening, and I promise you, we will drag you by the balls and Titties on these streets of Twitter ☺️.

Signed: Grandson lovers”