“If I serve you food, and you don’t do your dishes afterward, it’s the last time you eat in my house” – Man shares his list of do’s and don’ts for people who plan on visiting him

A Nigerian man who identified as @Elkrosmedia has shared via the microblogging platform X a full list that includes the do’s and don’ts a visitor should take note of when visiting him.

The young man had quoted a tweet that asked tweeps to share things people need to know when visiting them.

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He started by stating that anyone who visits him and uses the restroom in his home should use a tissue to wipe the seats if urine drops on it.

He also added that guests who eat at his home and leave the plates unwashed would never have the opportunity to eat at his home again.

His tweet read;

“If you are the type that can’t aim straight, and end up peeing on my toilet seat, better drag up tissue paper and wipe it clean afterwards. If I serve you food, and you don’t do your dishes afterwards, leaving them for myself or wife, best believe it’s the last time you eating in my house. If you come with body odor, please take it back with you when leaving. If you’ve been exposed to bedbugs, stay at the door please.”

Below are some of the reactions,

@BenKing443:  Baba how you go let strangers enter your kitchen to wash plates. As in your kitchen where your wife prepares your food. How?

@AzubikeTobi:  So you have 5 visitors, they all should besiege your kitchen and start washing their plates individually?? Oga, keep your food abeg, give me snacks

@JustKings:  Allowing a stranger to enter your kitchen to wash dishes shouldn’t be on the list. If it’s a family member it’s understandable but stranger…. It’s a big NO broda